Wow! I can’t believe you actually clicked that link! For your blind faith, or perhaps curiosity, you shall be rewarded. You might think you just clicked a link for the most interesting lingerie set you’ve ever seen, but what this listing will get you is:
♥ one surprise bralette that is actually good. you know, the normal kind of surprise.
♥ one special treat. i’ll be straight up when i say it’s probably a candle
All that for just eighteen bucks?! That’s so nuts! YEP! Good on April 1st O N L Y!!!
THE FINE DETAILS
♥ Available in sizes XXS – XXXXL
♥ Handmade in Nashville, Tennessee
♥ Sealed in a pink mylar pouch -- ready to be gifted or enjoyed
♥ Will arrive in a gold mailer
♥ Hand wash, lay flat to dry
Questions? → firstname.lastname@example.org
Please be sure to review all my policies before placing your order. Absolutely no returns, refunds, or exchanges on April Fool’s purchases. It's like pre-school: you get what you get, and you don't get upset! ;)